10 High Quality Dad Jokes You'll Be Frustrated For Laughing At

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mattstaff
Apr 29, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

Gotta be careful with those dad jokes, people tend to father a grudge over them. 

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    Text - WHY DON'T DALMATIANS PLAY HIDE AND SEEK? They're always spotted.
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    Font - WHAT'S ORANGE AND SOUNDS LIKE A PARROT? A carrot.
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    Text - A MAN WAS KILLED WHEN HIS BOOKSHELF COLLAPSED. Police say he had only his shelf to blame.
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    Font - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HIPPO AND A ZIPPO? A hippo's pretty heavy, a Zippo's a little lighter.
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    Text - WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE SWAM INTO A WALL? Dam.
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    Text - MY DAUGHTER SAID I COULD NEVER MAKE A CAR OUT OF SPAGHETTI You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.
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    Font - WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO THE MAMMA CORN? Where's Popcorn?
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    Font - YOU CAN'T EAT ICE CREAM IN THE MILITARY. You'll get arrested for desserting.
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    Text - I WASN'T SURE WHERE I WANTED TO EAT MY CEREAL. but now I'm thinking outside the box.
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    Text - WHAT WOULD YOU CALL SPIDERMAN IF HE WAS A VALET? Peter Parker.
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